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'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Desert Island BBQ

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

The Getaway

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"It's impossible to get away from it all."

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'I can't wait 'till I die so I can get off this stinkin' island!'

A rest by the way

"Is there no escape from escapism?"