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'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Desert Island BBQ

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

Open House of Horrors

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Welcome Ghost.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Magic and Rainbows Escape from Book.

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"Delivery."

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

Single Family Home Sanctuary

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

This place makes me jumpy...