Mask Metaphorist Pillows

"Why aren't you wearing a mask?"

Janus 2021

"Out of the way amateur!"

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

The covid marshal strikes again...

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Discrimination in marriage

I think you're wearing your mask too tight.

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Theater masks wearing face masks

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"No point taking risks!"

"Filter Coughy?..."

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"I just decided to rethink my position on masks."

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

Beaches by a power station

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

Wrong mask

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

Easter 2021

Many Burps

"I don't trump anyone who isn't wearing a mask."

The Fear of Catching COVID

Masks are mandatory

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

Scandalous Plays

Mask mandates are instituted in Sleepy Hollow

The full-on COVIDarsky