Mask Metaphorist T-Shirts

"Why aren't you wearing a mask?"

Janus 2021

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

"Out of the way amateur!"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

The covid marshal strikes again...

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Discrimination in marriage

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

I think you're wearing your mask too tight.

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Theater masks wearing face masks

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"Filter Coughy?..."

"I just decided to rethink my position on masks."

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"No point taking risks!"

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

Boris Johnson

Beaches by a power station

Wrong mask

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

Oh, it's you.

Many Burps

Easter 2021

Scandalous Plays

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"I don't trump anyone who isn't wearing a mask."

Masks are mandatory

The Fear of Catching COVID

The full-on COVIDarsky