Mask Muse T-Shirts

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

"I just decided to rethink my position on masks."

The covid marshal strikes again...

The Fear of Catching COVID

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Masquerade

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Batman - Face ID

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

A Masked Ball

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Tribal masks.

"No more Dr Nice guy"

The Masked Singer

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Squeal like a pig!