Mask Musers T-Shirts

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Don't have a hot flush....

Face Mask Romance

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Tribal masks.

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Squeal like a pig!

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

Mandatory mask use

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"I hate when this happens."

Mime Today / The Before Mime

Theater on meds

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Covid Masks

"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"

"Which one?"