Mask Musers Pillows

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Face Mask Romance

Tribal masks.

Squeal like a pig!

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Covid-19, Mask Up

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Bureaucrat

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Mandatory mask use

"Frank, is that you?"

"I hate when this happens."

Mime Today / The Before Mime

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Theater on meds

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Covid Masks

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

The covid marshal strikes again...

"Which one?"

The Face Mask