Mask Mandate Satirist Pillows

Mask mandates are instituted in Sleepy Hollow

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Social distance queue starts here

State of the Union

Mask Autumn

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

New Shades 2020

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"Thank God!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

'Rona Lisa

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Toilet paper calendar

To the highest bidder

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

The New Normal Literature.

"I'd love to give up my covid unemployment benefits to come work for you at $12 an hour. . !"