Mask Mandate Satirist Pillows

Mask mandates are instituted in Sleepy Hollow

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

State of the Union

Social distance queue starts here

Mask Autumn

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Thank God!"

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

New Shades 2020

'Rona Lisa

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

To the highest bidder

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

Toilet paper calendar

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

The New Normal Literature.