Masculinity Musings Gifts

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

Vendor selling testosterone.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Sipsies?"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

"You've been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Look kid, you can't blame everything you do on me."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"...And my Dad never gave me his approval. Which is why I try so had to be a perfect male specimen."

Crocodile Tie

Men's Fragrances

"Billy's cheating, Susan is lying, Dave, no, that's Gary, no, Bob. Bob's stealing?"

'Of course I know the difference between right and wrong! Wrong pays better!'

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Macho fishing.

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

'I couldn't put it down.'

"Studly"?

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'