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"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Chili again?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Pollsters

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

'My compliments to the chef - I'm gonna be sick and won't have to pull latrine duty today.'

Kitchen chef

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

Well, I'm not leaving.

'If I'm not mistaken; aren't these the left-overs from last night's left-overs, from...'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

This streaming TV cooking series lets you watch a year's episodes all at once, or at any pace you like. It's "season to taste"!

"Al dente!"

"I'm not sure grieving openly is very many. I sure wouldn't want any of the guys in my crocheting group seeing me do it."

The New Man

Cook medal.

'There we were, completly cut off, and me with only one sack of flour, 3 eggs and a can of beans...'

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

"What beautiful asparagus!"

"Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey, Master Chef, The Hairy Bikers and Bake Off - that's your five a day - now get to bed!"

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