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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You are still here."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sheltering in place.