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"What beautiful asparagus!"

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

Kitchen chef

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Counting ribs

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Beach Barbecue

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'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Children's Feast.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."