Mascot Mystery Solver T-Shirts

"I'm not the same Snuggle fabric softner bear you knew when you were a kid, Nina. If you know what's good for you, you'll forget all about me."

Barks in code.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

A man washing a mascot costume

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"That's our new church mascot."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Homes on Holmes"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Archaeologists discover a football

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'