Mascot Mystery Solver Prints

"I'm not the same Snuggle fabric softner bear you knew when you were a kid, Nina. If you know what's good for you, you'll forget all about me."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

A man washing a mascot costume

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"That's our new church mascot."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Archaeologists discover a football

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."