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'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'There's an imposter among us!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Homes on Holmes"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'