Mascara Lover Pillows

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

Bad hair day!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

The Cougher

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Movember

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Tribal masks.

Lion Costume

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Covid-19, Mask Up

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Squeal like a pig!

Theater on meds

Masky Christmas!

Mandatory mask use

"Frank, is that you?"

Bureaucrat