Marxism Maven Pillows

Jean Paul Sartre

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Body Building Mishap

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Mass Confucian

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

The Venerable Bede

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

Economic Changes Cuba.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).

'It's the people downstairs again.'