Marxism Maven Prints

Jean Paul Sartre

Muscles

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

Body Building Mishap

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

Mass Confucian

'It's the people downstairs again.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"I love strong coffee."

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

Economic Changes Cuba.

The Venerable Bede

strong man bends an iron bar

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

In his Last Moments, A Soldier Seeks Forgiveness for his Sins (History of the Crusades).