Martian Putter Gifts

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

Thanks God!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Water on Mars?

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Neanderthal Golf.

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

Golfing in space.

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Holy Golf

"I think this calls for a number 3 rake."

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Divine Golf

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

'I thought we agreed, Father...no praying!'