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"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

The Martini is invented.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Mediterranean Martini

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Another martini please.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

"Physician heal thyself."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Women drinking breakfast martinis.