Martian Merlot Lover Mugs

"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Alien Snowmen

Alien Assumption

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

The Martini is invented.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Mediterranean Martini

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Another martini please.'

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

It

"Physician heal thyself."

"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

Polo pony

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"There it is! There's the evidence Mars once had a lake!"

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

Nasa's XXX satellite pix