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'Flamin' tourists...'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"This is what I took away from the meeting."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Dinosaur Group Think

"Paper or plastic?"

Biliard Enthusiast

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EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"It's our best trending merch."

A bull which has seen red.

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Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

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