Martial Arts Skeptics Pillows

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Remember me?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Karate Kitten.

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Pub Kendo.

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."