Martial Arts Skeptics Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with the martial arts skeptic? Explore our collection of clever, humorous items designed to appreciate their skeptical spirit. Whether they’re into martial arts but not convinced or playfully skeptical about the martial arts scene, these products add a touch of wit and personality to their everyday life. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a little healthy skepticism, our range offers gifts that speak to their unique perspective.

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'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.' mockup

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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Overjumpers

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Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food). mockup

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

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"Hi-yah!"

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"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts." mockup

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

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"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug." mockup

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

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'Remember me?'

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"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money." mockup

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

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'You may now kick the bride.'

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'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!' mockup

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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KAWAII T'AI CHI

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Mod Kwan Doh

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Old Karate Master

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'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!' mockup

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

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"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!" mockup

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

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Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right! mockup

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

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The Karate Kitten.

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'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?' mockup

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

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A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half mockup

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

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'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.' mockup

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

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"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?" mockup

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

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No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank. mockup

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

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'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

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Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION! mockup

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

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'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?' mockup

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

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'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people' mockup

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

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Pub Kendo.

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"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!" mockup

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

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"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining." mockup

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

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"Bob's a tool belt."

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"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts." mockup

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

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Martial Arts Skeptics Gifts Collection

Martial Arts Skeptics Mugs

Explore our range of martial arts skeptic mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for their morning coffee routine.

Martial Arts Skeptics Pillows

Discover our martial arts skeptic pillows—comfortable, humorous ways to add personality to any room.

Martial Arts Skeptics Prints

Browse our martial arts skeptic prints to find humorous and stylish artwork that celebrates their unique perspective with a punch of humor.

Martial Arts Skeptics T-Shirts

Check out our martial arts skeptic t-shirts for funny, witty designs that showcase their playful skepticism in style.