Gym Skeptics Gifts

"I've finally joined a gym but have decided to ease myself in - so I've booked a twice monthly pedicure."

The Woman Without a Core

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Cheerleaders

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Brawnstorming session.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Airport Security. I had to go through the security pat-down three times --- They had trouble believing this is just my body and I'm not hiding anything.

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."