Macho Skeptics Pillows

'No, I won't go out with you, Nigel, not 'til you man up!'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Important Muscles.

Soldiers' Ego

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"This is all my own hair."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

Man with many tattoos.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

'That rig has made me feel more like a man than any woman ever did.'

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Macho Males: Putin and Obama

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"