Marriage Planner Gifts

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

"OK, let's get married and have lots of kids, but I'm warning you: I draw the line at home schooling!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Boat wedding.

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"...until death do you a favor."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

'He does.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."