Marriage Modernist T-Shirts

Express your love for contemporary relationships with T-shirts that celebrate modern marriage. Trendy, humorous, and stylish—these tees make a statement for couples who embrace the new traditional.

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"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage." mockup

"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

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"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'? mockup

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

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"I'd like you to meet my Husband 2.0!" mockup

"I'd like you to meet my Husband 2.0!"

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"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

"Traditionally, you cut the bottom layer at the wedding reception, the middle layer at your first child's Christening, and the top layer to celebrate your divorce settlement."

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"You may now kiss the bride."

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INTERNET MARRIAGE.

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Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.' mockup

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!' mockup

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

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"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage." mockup

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

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"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please." mockup

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

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'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.' mockup

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

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"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride." mockup

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

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"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina." mockup

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

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"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer." mockup

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

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How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her. mockup

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

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"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like" mockup

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

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'My daughter eloped with a mime...' mockup

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

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"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately." mockup

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

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A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage. mockup

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

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Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint! mockup

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

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You are cordially invited...

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"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?"

"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?" mockup

"If I get married, will that count as a capital gain?"

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"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?" mockup

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

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'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?' mockup

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

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"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet." mockup

"You know what I bet it is? I bet we're breaking up but we just don't realize it yet."

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". . . Do you both like and subscribe. . ."

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"She's high maintenance. I love her." mockup

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

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'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?' mockup

'One thing I need clarified: if we marry in church, is there any point in a pre-nuptial agreement?'

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'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.'' mockup

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

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The End is Near...You Wish.

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"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?" mockup

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

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"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!" mockup

"Norman, the proper response is 'I do'...not 'If I have to'!"

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"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly."

"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly." mockup

"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly."

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'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.' mockup

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

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Marriage Modernist T-Shirts Collection

Marriage Modernist Mugs

Explore our range of modern marriage mugs, featuring clever designs that make every coffee break special for couples embracing contemporary love.

Marriage Modernist Pillows

Browse our collection of modern marriage pillows, perfect for adding a witty and stylish touch to any living space shared by a contemporary couple.

Marriage Modernist Prints

View our modern marriage prints, crafted to celebrate love with contemporary flair and clever design, ideal for decorating your home with personality.