Marriage Meditator Pillows

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Be Healthy

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Oh, crap.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Yoga classes door.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Why am I running?

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

James decided to stay in that night.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."