Marital Meditator Pillows

'Ready to continue our discussion?'

Be Healthy

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

'Oh, crap.'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Cactus seats.

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Why am I running?

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"