Marriage Counselor Admirer Gifts

"You complain when my toenails are too long, then you complain when I trim them!"

"It's truly remarkable, Louis, thirty-seven years next Tuesday and never a cross word between us."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Love Birds love just being together

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

Hats and Greetings

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

Gender Symbols

"I married for contrast."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"He's not the frog I married."