Marriage Comedy Lover Pillows

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

"It's funny but I never agreed wit divorce till I got married."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Salt and Pepper

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Boyfriend of the Month.

A Prickly Pair

"It's about time."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

George Clooney Machine

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

His and Hers Wedding

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Lovers in toile de jouy

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

I want to hold your hand