Marriage Comedy Lover Pillows

"Yes, Ma'am, we've found him – brown suit, grey eyes, and answers to the name of Mervin."

"It's funny but I never agreed wit divorce till I got married."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Salt and Pepper

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

A Prickly Pair

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

His and Hers Wedding

I want to hold your hand

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Lovers in toile de jouy

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Oh my god..." "We almost touched hands!"