Markets And Mass Attendants Gifts

Buy low, sell high, tithe

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

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Jumping Wall Street.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

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'Fresh eggs!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

High end of the market...

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."