Markets And Mass Attendants Pillows

Buy low, sell high, tithe

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Jumping Wall Street.

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'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Jesus breaks the bread.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

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"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Fresh eggs!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

High end of the market...

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

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