Market Visits Pillows

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Cheese!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Wall Street Couch

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Mistaken identity.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

High end of the market...

Illuminating agricultural production