Market Visits Mugs

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Cheese!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Mistaken identity.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"Find out if this is a market glitch or just the computer acting up!"

High end of the market...

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Illuminating agricultural production

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'