Marketplace Visits Mugs

A boy purchasing coal from a greengrocer.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Mistaken identity.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Important balloons, $30.

'Do you have a pet store in this mall?' 'Oh, no! I like them all!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'Niche market'

look dear... I bought two farmers

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

The Halitosis pills dealer and a bear - 'Let's make a deal!'

Now at the Farmers' Market

Flea Market.

"This was all stolen locally."

"Kate! Is this or is this not my ex?"

Art Gallery View.

Fresh and Not So Fresh Market

'Do you want your change?'

Invest in a sure thing: Your Town Farmers Market

Fish Market. This doesn't smell fresh. You're right --- we better change all the lox.

Evil queen selling apples.

"Dear customers, we are pleased to announce that in five minutes, everything in store will be drastically reduced."

"These iceberg lettuces are small" / "Global warming love."