Store Visiting Mugs

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The practical psychopath

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Customer Convention

'Our giant sale now on!'

Mistaken identity.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Just look'in'

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

Books 'n' Carrots

Books On Paper

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Hipster Coffee

"I need nothing and I want everything."

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Hypnotizing Women