Market Event Pillows

Onion costume

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

AA Meeting Here Today

See you at the farmers market!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Church Basement Foodie

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Dow Jones drop

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Local food for local consumption

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'