Market Event Gifts

Onion costume

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

See you at the farmers market!

Green Balloon

AA Meeting Here Today

All dressed up and no place to go

Church Basement Foodie

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Dow Jones drop

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Local food for local consumption

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Customer Convention

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'