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Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

All dressed up and no place to go

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Last Chance for Everything.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.