Sale Events Mugs

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Last Chance for Everything.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'