Marketing Mishaps Gifts

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Social network site runs into trouble.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

Murphy's Slaw.

'The only investment I'd suggest is that you rent a van, then put your office equipment in and take it to the pawn shop.'

'Duck.'

'You'll 'ave a lovely Christmas in ere, son. Just don't go too near the mistletoe.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

"Yes, this is Mr. Potus ...no, not the President of the United States."

'Hi, Mr. Back... you asked me to call you...'

Slushies 50 ¢

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

Tie caught in the Fax

Bottled water. Frozen water concentrate.

'Are you going to hate yourself because of this in the morning?' 'I hate myself already!'