Marketing Mishap Fans Gifts

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

OK, I'm a little shallow, but I'm meaningful.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

Bobblehead Give Away Night.

The world famous floating legion of worms

Slushies 50 ¢

Tennis player lands on the net.

Emergency room: 'You should have known better than tokiss your putter in this icy weather.'