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"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

"Study Henderson's career closely. He's made all the mistakes so you don't have to."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

Murphy's Slaw.

'The only investment I'd suggest is that you rent a van, then put your office equipment in and take it to the pawn shop.'

'Duck.'

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

Tramp Advertising: Your Ad Here.

'You'll 'ave a lovely Christmas in ere, son. Just don't go too near the mistletoe.'

Slushies 50 ¢

'Hi, Mr. Back... you asked me to call you...'

"Yes, this is Mr. Potus ...no, not the President of the United States."

Deeply absorbed in thought Melvin wanders into the wrong pool.

Tie caught in the Fax

Bottled water. Frozen water concentrate.