Market Pioneers Prints

'Making money in the stock market is liking shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in New York and the barrel's in L.A.'

Internet.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Jumping Wall Street.

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Wall Street Investing.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'