Stock Market Pioneer Prints

"Now, where would we be if little girls were allowed to trade in overseas bonds?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Gas, is it the future?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Money down the drain.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Wheel.'

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'I have more money than I know what to do with. Any ideas?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'How did your big investment go, dear?'

"I learned about the birds and the bees in school. Now tell me about the bulls and bears."

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."