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Don't panic sign at Wall Street

"Small cap stocks? We like to think of these little gems as craft cap stocks."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

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Have you seen my money?

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'Before we get started, I would like to thank our stockholder for coming tonight...'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.