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'Making money in the stock market is liking shooting fish in a barrel, except you're in New York and the barrel's in L.A.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Wall Street Investing.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'