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'Here's the confirmation now, Mrs. Davis: You paid 14.4960937 per share. Kind of makes you homesick for eights and quarters, doesn't it?'

Economy - USA.

Stock market investment advice

Letter Collecting Nerd

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

More Money for Greece.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

'These are our golden oldies.'

Quotes from Chairman Bernanke.

The Two Economies

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Golden Oldies: "Hey! Remember this great chart from the nineties?"

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

Inflation wave

European Capital Investment in the Ottoman State

Evolution to Debt.

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Easy street ends.

Unsecured Creditor, please help.

'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'

'I tried to put a positive spin on the whole situation.'

Spain-Italy-Debt-Interest rates

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

"They could make a Drachma out of this crisis."

The Sinking of the S.S. Great Britain

'I felt it was my civil duty to come out of retirement.'

'I remember when all these fields were covered in houses.'

Two playgrounds...